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The Mad Cows dvd now in the shops

20 Nov

The Mad Cows’ first dvd is now available to buy in the shops. This will make a great Christmas present! I’m going to buy a few hundred to give to my kids. Happy viewing. Angus. href=””>mad_cows_dvd_front cover


The First Cow to Freefall from the Edge of Space

17 Oct

Christy of The Mad Cows gives Felix Baumgartner a friendly wave as he hurtles past on his way back to Earth.

What do you think of that crazy guy Felix Baumgartner freefalling from the edge of space? It wouldn’t be me. I like to keep my feet firmly on the ground. If cows were meant to fly we’d have been born with wings (maybe I’ll have to start drinking Red Bull?). But try telling Christy that cows can’t fly! He’s always looking for new stunts….and would you believe it, the very day that Felix Baumgartner broke the record for the highest freefall by a human, Christy was doing the same for the bovine community. He gave Felix a friendly wave on the way past. Who knows, maybe the two of them will meet up soon to shoot the breeze and swap a few high-flying tales. Christy’s preparation for the stunt wasn’t quite as detailed as Baumgartner’s. Christy had to make do with the support of two bulls, one bullock and three heifers. Imagine what he’d be capable of if he had the backing of Red Bull! By the way, in case you’re worried, Christy used his bandana as a mini parachute to slow his descent to the speed of sound before landing safely on a conveniently placed haystack (as all good cartoon characters do). All the best, Angus.

Come on JEDWARD!

24 May
Angus Beef does Jedward

JEDWARD, you’d better watch out!

Hey! I’ve been practicing some of my Jedward moves. The first few times I nearly did myself some serious damage. It wasn’t that I’m unfit it’s just that these troozies are a bit on the tight side and I had to ask Pat to sew in a wee bit of spandex gusset. When he want’s to be, he’s pretty nifty with a needle and thread. He’s really getting the hang of these opposable hooves.

You know, I think we might form a band ourselves. I could be the front bull. We could call it ‘Angus & the Hoofers’. I’ve not a bad voice, if I say so myself. None of the others can sing much. Although Bernie hums a bit, especially after a heavy Pilates session!

Anyway, I’ll be tuned in on Saturday night to see if Jedward can win the Eurovision Song Contest in Baku, Azerbaijan. I’ve got to go now as I’ve to contact all my friends back in Scotland to tell them to vote for the boys.

See you soon.


‘Oh… What do I do now?…I hope this isn’t the delete button!’

10 May


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